Since a bakers dozen is my favorite number of donuts, I am naturally presuming it will also be my favorite year of marriage. We’ll see.
Mark and I celebrated our 13th anniversary this summer. And by “celebrated” I mean I forgot our anniversary was coming up so I planned a trip to Colorado *without* Mark. Whoops! I guess its a good thing we aren’t hopeless romantics, or Mark might be crying in a pool of his own heart-shaped tears.
I gathered a few pictures from our professional photo album to share. It should be noted that we were married *juuuuuuust* before digital photography became the standard, so we got to enjoy all the perks of film photography. The part I miss most about film photography was how you could *click* *click* *click* all day long and then sit down at the end of the day and go “Well, I’ll be curious if any of those turned out…..wait, nope. I didn’t load the film correctly.”
Mark and I were really curious how the wedding pictures would turn out because we didn’t know our photographer all that well. As we were taking pictures there were poses that seemed pretty standard, and then there were plenty that left us feeling…weird? Mark and I like to think she must have been referring to a “Don’t be afraid to try something new” wedding pose book that said things like…
“If you encounter a short Groom, have him stand on your high heels so he can live his tall dreams through his wedding photos”…
Mark is the same height as me…but not when he’s wearing heels!!!!! I think we both had a hard time acting natural with Mark standing on our wedding photographers heels. It felt like a lie.
Then there was the “Have groom rub brides knuckles on his chin” picture…
I can most certainly guarantee that in all the years we have been together, we have never found ourselves naturally in this pose. Ever.
There was also a whole series of pictures that could be filed under “A Bride who only has eyes for her flowers”.
I seem more in love with the bouquet than I do with Mark. “Excuse me, can my flowers and I just have a few more moments together?”
The photographer took I don’t know how many pictures of me just staring at my flowers. If a stranger were to pick up our wedding album and flip through it he would think I was a clinically diagnosed narcissist.
My parents looking at me LOOKING AT MY FLOWERS.
The flower obsession culminated with the “Bride fires Bridesmaid’s. Drags flowers to altar by herself” pose…
Based on these pictures, how can we be certain I didn’t in fact marry my flowers? Am I even aware of the world around me?
In all seriousness, I did like my flowers, just not as much as the pictures might make you think. There are eventually pictures in the book where I am not in a flower coma.
In my pictures with my bridesmaids I managed to take my gaze off of my flowers, mostly because we were all trying to figure out what to do with the scarfs that came with the bridesmaid dresses. No one could seem to figure it out…
“Show me more leg!!!” is what the photographer kept saying to me. Apparently all of our scarf antics inspired her to tell me to pull up my dress. I felt weird about that. But I obliged.
And I think the leggy scarf picture must have given the photographer the confidence she needed to throw her “comedian photographer hat” on in full force.
“Oh my goodness. WHAT time is it?!?!?!”
Mark trying to run away…only to be captured by the smiliest group of men who would force him into marrying a flower obsessed narcissist.
She totally nailed that comedy.
But maybe even better than her comedy was her ability to shoot unflattering action shots…
Was there an earth quake during the wedding? Is Mandy protecting me from an assassination attempt?
But I’ll tell you what, I’m sure she was just as perplexed by us as we were of her. Because this next picture was 100% our idea…
I know its traditional to have the groom get all handsy under the brides dress and pull out a garter, but we really thought that could make people uncomfortable…so we decided to have Mark take the garter off the best man instead. Because that won’t make anyone uncomfortable….
Happy belated 13th, Mark!!! I’d love to hire the same photographer for our *20th* Anniversary and do this all again!…buy maybe that’s just a pipe dream.